Slaping

It's been a while since I last posted something, though I haven't had much to talk about. I surf the Internet, well I should say Google for FTP information and honeypots of all kinds to see what I can find. I've found a lot of interesting stuff over the years of my browsing through different websites, forums, endless threads, and etc.

I've hacked, cracked, and even did some spanking of my own. Though at the age of 21, I feel like what is the use of doing this anymore? To troll? Shutting down websites by DoS'ing them or defacing Russian gov. websites don't seem that much fun anymore. What am I to do now? Tell me? Somebody, give me a fucking clue. Comment for all I care.

I'll mention more later..

Glenn Beck

From viewing Glenn Beck from afar, reading what his ideology is and hearing his core beliefs, I've come to the conclusion that Beck is a complete moron. Who the hell does this guy think he is? He claims he is going to "fix America". Beck's highest level of education is that of a high school student. The only college education this guy has is a theology class he took at Yale University and even then, he dropped out of that class. People honestly listen to what this guy has to say?

Because Glenn Beck has no formal college education, he has to rely on self-education. Beck has stated that a lot of self-education comes from Adolf Hitler, Carl Sagan, Pope John Paul II, Alan Dershowitz (celebrity lawyer), Friedrich Nietzsche (German philosopher atheist), and Billy Graham. All this is a lot to take in, I mean, this guy gets some of his inspiration, ideology and what not from Adolf Hitler, Alan Dershowitz, and Fried Nietzsche. What the fuck? What's the deal with Carl Sagan? This guy is a complete moron. His elementary and Nazi styled understanding of how the US government operates is a sick joke. The only thing this guy wants is money. He has branded himself like no other. Yet people continue to listen to him. The majority of the people here in America are brainless morons who let people like Glenn Beck do their thinking for them. Currently, there is over 200 companies who are boycotting doing business with Fox News just because of Glenn Beck and his way of thinking. He has no large corporate sponsors and is on for like 5 hours a day arguing with people; well he doesn't really argue with people, more like brings them on his show to tell them that he is right, no matter what. Though, after some research, I suppose I understand why people watch him. Apparently Glenn Beck's average viewer is a person from the ages of 65-67. Now I'm not blaming old people in general. I'm blaming you America. Yes, you.

Let me tell you why I blame you for this crap to be on television. People in this country especially seems to have a herd like mentality. It's like a fucking herd of sheep, all following the tune to one beat. This has been going on for as long as our history started. We have all these fucking little groups and organizations in life. It's like we survive by joining a pack. What are we, sheep? Oh wait... Then you have people who start groups and followings, just like Glenn Beck here who saw an opportunity to metaphorically rape people with his circular logic. By doing so, he has turned himself from a nobody, into a guy with his own television show that makes no sense. Smart move? Or is it that he came to the realization as some people do; that tell people you have the ability to fix something and they'll come following in the masses like sheep.

Anyway, I'm just disgusted at the fact that people follow this man, they believe what he says and then don't question it. It's sad. This man has no real credentials and is yet has a cult following of people who are less educated than a water buffalo. Oh, and so you don't try and be like "what research, what proof do you have to support what you've said in this blog, you have none, you made it up" crap. I've thrown in URL's to my research so you can go fuck yourself.... Literally.

http://www.pensitoreview.com/2009/05/05/average-age-of-fox-news-viewer-is-65/
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/03/magazine/03beck-t.html?_r=4&hp=&pagewanted=all
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130534982
http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/09/23/glenn_beck_three/print.html 

Coffee

I enjoy coffee. I drink it, smell it, bathe in it, well maybe not bathe in it, but fuck... I sure do enjoy a cup of coffee in the morning, mid-day, and evening. Now I'm not one of those god-damn hipsters who sits at Starbucks, sipping cappuccino while surfing facebook all day while having their thumbs up their asses. I also don't like my coffee black; I like adding some flavor to it. French Vanilla or Irish Creme with some sugar. Oh fuck, just thinking about it is making me hot and heavy. Anyway, lets get to my main point. I was recently introduced to some coffee that made me want to stick my tongue in an elephants asshole just to remove the taste from my mouth. The culprit is Great Value coffee brand. It tastes like shit. Wait, scratch that, it tastes worse than shit.

While spending my usual day at the office, I drinking real coffee makes the days challenges seem like a small pebble that I would glide over. Though when I drink this Great Value coffee, it turns my joys and pleasures of life into a deep dark depression, anger, and a chronic masturbater whose only possible way for release is ejaculating into Great Value coffee to make me feel the slightest better.

Anyway, if you ever want to pop a smell of the "fresh coffee grounds" that is inside of a Great Value coffee container, be warned! It smells of burnt wood, slave labor, and liver being cooked in cat urine. This isn't even coffee, yet people buy the shit. That just makes me disappoint.

So, to wrap this shit up, if you are a coffee lover, drink something real. Folgers, Maxwell, Newman's (its not so bad), and Eight O'Clock. They produce good quality coffee grounds that is affordable and tasty.

The Holidays

The holidays is always a time for bringing people together when nobody else will take them in. Like the homeless, mentally challenged, convicts,  the socially disturbed, and anybody who flees from the sight of other people because they are to scared to engage in any sort of conversation. But for the people who do flee, that's where you have to go and catch them, or break down their doors just to stuff turkey and stuffing down their throats and wish them a happy holiday.

America has really fucked up the meaning of Thanksgiving. Well its origins that is. Every year millions of American's gather around together with their families in order to gorge themselves with as much food as humanly possible only to repeat the process throughout the entire day and in some cases the entire week. People have turned Thanksgiving as celebration from that is known to giving God thanks for having a bountiful harvest into "hurr durr, I only see my family once a year in order to gorge myself in food and feel good about doing it". Even today, Historians still argue like children on a playground over when the first Thanksgiving dinner actually took place, or if it ever did take place. What baffles me the most is why is the center piece of a Thanksgiving dinner a fucking turkey? Why not the bald eagle? Farmers didn't seem to have a big problem shooting those birds out of the sky when they would come down and rape their crops.

Anyway, now looking back on my elementary education, the only thing that comes to mind is "what the fuck". In school they teach you that a bunch of Indians and Pilgrims got together and ate till they couldn't eat anymore because the Indians taught the Pilgrims how to grow corn and beans. Doesn't say anything about a turkey or any of that bullshit. Oh and another thing that confuses the hell out of me is those damned Pilgrims, well mainly how they are portrayed today. Why the hell are they wearing buckles on everything they wear? Like what the fuck? Was it the fashion or something? Making a fashion statement on a continent where the only other people there are Indians and even then they are probably thinking, what the fuck themselves too. You would think sense the majority of the people who tagged along are dead and you need metal for all sorts of things like agricultural, cooking, houses, etc. you wouldn't be wearing that shit.

Well, I suppose Historians have to meet up somewhere in order to put something in the history books so they wouldn't confuse the hell out of children. Though misleading them to think the Indians saved the Pilgrims from complete death from their buckle fashion would be a complete mind fuck. Then again, people have agreed that this is indeed fact.

I wonder if a bunch of Historians got together and put in a bunch of ideas as to the history and what it is supposed to mean in a large hat and drew out items from it. Because nothing explains why Pilgrims need buckles on everything, why we gorge ourselves on this day, and why the fuck are we supposed to be giving thanks to people we hardly talk to (relatives).

Well whatever, Happy Thanksgiving.

Video Game Stores

Oh Lord, video game establishments anger me for many different reasons. Just to start, I'm a person who plays video games a lot and enjoys the atmosphere and culture of it. I've always enjoyed video games for as long as I can remember. My all time favorite is Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES. Well anyway, back on track, places like GameStop, Vintage Stock, and even GameXChange disgust me for several reasons.

Now most of these reasons derive from the idiocy of the people who work there and even come in and ask stupid ass questions. Like recently I went to a GameStop because I had bought a new Xbox 360 for 60 dollars off Craigslist because some moron needed quick cash for rent. Well anyway, while I was browsing the selection of available used games, I overheard the two store employees talking. This is where I felt my innards cringe and my body tense up because of the moronic tone of their voices and use of words. One of the guys talked about being sick, well he didn't say he felt sick, I don't think he even knew what the word sick was because of his use of words went along like this: "man, I gots the sniffles, I don't feel wells, you ever feel like this, man". Then the two discussed to each other about feeling sick, during this entire conversation, not once did I hear any words that involved being sick, ill, amiss, diseased, defective, or queasy. Their use of words was reduced to "sniffles", "don't feel wells", and  "allergic to the store". I do have to admit, the idea of being allergic to a store was somewhat funny.

I'm not saying every person who works in a video game store is a complete moronic fool that wouldn't matter if they died because they are on the retard side of society. What I'm saying is that the majority of them are like this. Hell, they work in a video game store, what else do they have to look forward to? Living at home with mommy and daddy for the rest of their lives while making just enough to pay for that new gaming console and all of its accessories?

Now as for the customers that come in, wow. Where is your sense of education? While on my lunch break, I decided to go into a GameStop to see if there was anything interesting because I was looking for something so my girlfriend and I can play sense we exhausted Left 4 Dead series. As I was browsing around, this guy asks one of the employees "so is the new Assassin's Creed game a new game or is it something else". First thing I thing of when I heard this was "what the fuck". I say this because the good people over at Ubisoft only have been promoting Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood all fucking year as the third installment. Where the fuck have you been? In a basement... oh wait...

This reminds me of the Nintendo Wii launch. Oh boy, so I was there for the launch at a GameStop with a friend. Waiting in line just like everybody else. That's when I noticed a overweight, middle aged, balding man waiting in line with his mother. I knew she was his mother because he called her mom. Sad, isn't it? Well whatever, the guy ended up buying all the launch games, the Nintendo Wii, and every little accessory that came with it. I was disgusted at the man. How can you sink so low? Where the fuck did your dignity go? I hope that guy lost some weight using the Wii in order to find his dignity somewhere in the folds of his fat. 

Well if you can take one thing away from this, that one thing would be to go read a fucking book, I don't care what it is. If your into satanism, unicorns, vampires, and even cars, read about it. Educate yourself to think for yourself and I'll continue to play video games while viewing these people around as morons because they don't have the word sick in their vocabulary.

-Matt

Pandora vs. Slacker

Pandora and Slacker. These are two monsters of Internet radio, each have equally excellent features that they offer. Personally, I find myself switching back and forth between the two. At first when Pandora came out, I was a die hard fan, but up till recently I have sort of laid off a bit from Pandora and have converted to Slacker.

Now Slacker may have started in 2007, but I never thought of using it up until recently because of Pandora had always had a bigger selection of music you can choose from and it had been around a lot longer. I'm a fan of stability and older things, can't you tell so far? Anyway, though sitting at work all day listening to Pandora using a basic account has led to some complications. For example, I've noticed recently that there is a higher rate of damned advertisements that seem to pop up on Pandora. Mainly Trojan condom advertisements, which is ok for the most part. I'm not conservative by any means. Whats worse in my opinion is that the people of Pandora feel they need to explain themselves when it comes to all these advertisements. Like "Hey guiez, lol sorry for all the ad's, we have no money and the corporate pricks want money for every song, so we decided to spam the hell out of you with ad's to make ends meat".

Well anyway, now onto Slacker. I haven't had any major annoyances with Slacker yet. Well, scratch that, yes I have. Their music selection is poor. It doesn't have the depth of music base as Pandora. The only thing that is keeping me attached to Slacker more often is because I don't get cut off at a 40 hour mark for an entire month like Pandora will do to you. Slacker's advertisements have made me a little scared some times, especially when R Lee Ermy is yelling at me to buy his car insurance, which I ended up doing, but only because it was the cheapest. Can't exactly say no to a retired US Marine drill Sargent.

 Well whatever, in the end, I like both Pandora and Slacker, though Slacker has won more brownie points for me because it doesn't use my bandwidth for advertisements only to shut me off. And I still like Pandora because I can still listen to HORSE the Band, not to be confused with Band of Horses without getting a "what the fuck are you talking about" message from Slacker.


-Matt

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